We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don’t need any more Fart apps.
If your app doesn’t do something useful or provide some form of lasting entertainment, it may not be accepted.
If your App looks like it was cobbled together in a few days, or you’re trying to get your first practice App into the store to impress your friends, please brace yourself for rejection. We have lots of serious developers who don’t want their quality Apps to be surrounded by amateur hour.
We will reject Apps for any content or behavior that we believe is over the line. What line, you ask? Well, as a Supreme Court Justice once said, “I’ll know it when I see it”. And we think that you will also know it when you cross it.
If your app is rejected, we have a Review Board that you can appeal to. If you run to the press and trash us, it never helps.
—Apple’s newly posted App Store Guidelines (via Daring Fireball)
Sounds like Apple just wrote our new blog submission guidelines for Hype Machine. Also, why is it so exciting when companies sound like real people? Why does that have to be so uncommon?
Informed decisions
Bubbles 4
It had to be done.
I’m thinking about making some prints of these for my room.
Anthony and I had brunch at Harefield Road Pub this weekend. Somebody please tell me how to make poached eggs like this!
Very proud to have the new Royksopp record “Senior” streaming on The Hype Machine before release next week!
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Last night I learned the rules and regulations of proper spanking, took a key to the future, smiled at the earth, had one of the most intense experiences ever with a plastic tarp, fog machine and a projector, observed the ancient ritual of air-sumo and watched puppets fornicate.
Last night, I transformed in the garden of Poofs, sang in the russian gypsy circus, listened to a private headphone concert, witnessed clown therapy, won and lost forbidden money, floated in a sea of rose petals and watched the world’s first video game in 3D.
David Heineimeier Hansson: Make a Dent in the Universe -
A Stanford Business School talk that I found intensely useful and inspiring.
The bottom of my shoe, enhanced by my new favorite iPhone app Percolator.
Grow away
Coffee and Kaitlyn, two things I want right now.
Never thought I’d be watching this go by while watching a concert